Fred Van Lente
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Fred Van Lente’s brilliant debut is both a savagely funny homage to the Golden Age of Mystery and a thoroughly contemporary show-business satire.
As the story opens, nine comedians of various acclaim are summoned to the island retreat of legendary Hollywood funnyman Dustin Walker. The group includes a former late-night TV host, a washed-up improv instructor, a ridiculously wealthy “blue collar” comic, and a past-her-prime...
As the story opens, nine comedians of various acclaim are summoned to the island retreat of legendary Hollywood funnyman Dustin Walker. The group includes a former late-night TV host, a washed-up improv instructor, a ridiculously wealthy “blue collar” comic, and a past-her-prime...
2) Never sleep
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"The year is 1861, the eve of Abraham Lincoln's inauguration. For Kate Warn, the first female private detective in American history, the only assignment tougher than exposing a conspiracy to assassinate the new president is training her new mentee, Hattie McLaughlin, in the art of detection. The two women's mission to save the president takes them from the granges of rural Maryland to the heart of secessionist high society, and sets them on a collision...
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For over FORTY YEARS, Troma Studios has blazed its own bloody, slime-covered trail, making movies their own damn way! From The Toxic Avenger to The Class Of Nuke Em High to Poultrygeist to Tromeo And Juliet, Lloyd Kaufman never compromised, waving his independent freak-flag freely, and helped jumpstart the careers of luminaries such as James Gunn, Trey Parker, Eli Roth, Oliver Stone and countless others! How, you might ask, did a couple of rebels...
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Out of the pages of 4001 A.D., the breakout hero of the 41st century charges onward in an high-powered tale of tomorrow from New York Times best-selling writer Fred Van Lente (ARCHER & ARMSTRONG) and high-octane artists Stephen Segovia (NINJAK,Action Comics) and Toms Giorello (X-O MANOWAR)! Two millennia from today, Earth is not the hospitable home we once knew. Ravaged by an endless onslaught of war, disaster, and time, the world is littered with...
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MISSION IMPROBABLE PART 3 (of 4)! Archer & Armstrong elbow in on Bloodshots home turf! Bloodshot and H.A.R.D. Corps have captured Obadiah Archer and jailed him within their secret compound but have they trapped Archer or has Archer trapped them? Attacked from within, and with a fighting-mad Armstrong ready to break down the doors, Project Rising Spirit is learning the hard way that breaking up Valiants premier team of conspiracy busters is tough...
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if dinosaurs ruled the Roman Empire? Well, youre gonna find out! Ivar & Neela continue their pursuit of the Prometheans through time only to discover some, well, HUGE changes their machinations have made to history! Meanwhile, who is THE RACTUS?! And what does he have in store for Neela? All this and againdid we mention dinosaurs? DINOSAURS! New York Times best-selling writer Fred Van Lente (ARCHER &...
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BLOOD DEBT continues, from FRED VAN LENTE (DIE!namite) and VINCENZO FEDERICI (Army Of Darkness). Anyone that knows Jennifer Blood, knows that her lifes passion is to kill mobsters. So now that shes teamed up with ANOTHER mob assassin, who ALSO only wants to make mobsters sufferwell, too good to be true. (Spoilerit is actually too good to be true.)
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FROM THE PAGES OF JENNIFER BLOOD THE NINJETTES ARE BACK! Bursting from the pages of Jennifer Blood: Meet the Ninjettes! These college-age women were taught to fit the Profile forced to become deadly and expendable assassins. But who created the Profile? Why were they selected to be its latest deadly operatives? And who will they kill first their targets, or each other? Its all-out action from writer Fred Van Lente (Die!Namite Must Die) and artist...
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IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN JENNIFER BLOOD AND PLATINUM BLONDI - AND ONLY ONE WILL WALK AWAY! It's the final, deadly showdown between Jennifer Blood and Platinum Blondi, vice queen of Vegas, who wants revenge on Blood for killing her husband. Except it was Jennifer Blood's mom who killed her husband, if she killed him at all, which maybe she didn't! (Look, it's complicated...)
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"Who shoots The Shootist?! What would an Eternal Warrior be without an immortal enemy? For centuries, The Shootist the Sects most feared assassin has been a pivotal player in world events. Now he has Archer & Armstrong in his sights! With Gilad and the new Geomancers help, can they stop the man who only fires shots heard round the world?"
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Once upon a time, a suburban housewife spent her nights as a mobster-murdering assassin, named Jennifer Blood. Then she died...or did she? Because in the cozy cul-de-sacs of Bountiful, Utah, a noticeable number of normal people have gone missing. And by "normal," we mean "mobsters under witness protection." And by "missing," we mean killed by someone that looks, sounds, and murders a lot like Jennifer Blood... Collects issues #1-5 plus a complete...
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Every enemy. Against each other. For centuries, the cloak-and-dagger coalition of conspiracies collectively known as The Sect has worked together to bring silent oppression and undercover tyranny to a world that thought it was free. But, now after centuries of profit sharing and uneasy alliances, the factions of The Sect are about to erupt into open conflictand the only men that can end the insanity are Archer & Armstrong! Too bad theyre fighting...
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A new legend for the year 4001 A.D.! With her homeland embroiled in a crisis of life and death, War Mother must venture beyond the walls of The Grove the bioengineered utopia that birthed her in search of a mysterious citadel that could save her people! But, to reach it, she must endure an onslaught of 41st century Earths most perverse monstrosities and fight for survival across the harsh landscape that has subsumed our once-fertile world With...
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In a city full of superpowered do-gooders, the mob needs above-average enforcers to get away with robbery, murder, and so much more. Enter the Silencers, a lineup of criminals with extraordinary abilities who are more than happy to use lethal force for a mafia-funded payday. But when the Silencers' leader, the legendary Cardinal, finds out his team's being set up for a deadly fall, these pawns do more than try to put a mob king in checkmate . . ....
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THE SWARM. A robotic collective that devours metal and recombines into modular monstrosities. They cannot be destroyed. They cannot be stopped. But screw it, Magnus is gonna try and punch 'em anyway. It's the action-packed end of Arc 1 by FRED VAN LENTE (Conan) and CORY SMITH (Fathom)!
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Atomic assault! As the monstrosities of 41st century Earth besiege her new homeland, War Mother must lock and load for a no-holds-barred fight to the death against the Cleansed! With the clock ticking toward zero, the fate of Anas people and humanitys last best shot at restoring order to a world gone awry now hangs in the balance Out of the pages of BOOK OF DEATH and 4001 A.D., New York Times best-selling writer Fred Van Lente (ARCHER & ARMSTRONG)...
19) Mocking Dead #1
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From the New York Times bestselling writer of the Marvel Zombies series comes a gut-splitting (then eating) comedy! A small outbreak can turn into a worldwide apocalypse... but only through a long string of screw-ups. Once actual zombies begin popping up in our world, a lone intelligence analyst realizes real-life events are beginning to mimic the events of a long-lost, Grade-Z, drive-in horror flick. As he races to save humanity with this knowledge,...
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Dying Light 2. Stay Human. Set right before the start of Dying Light 2, and 15 years following the events of Dying Light, the story stars orphans Daud and Aisha. They were just children when the Harran Virus outbreak struck the world, and have known nothing other than the plague for their entire lives. Evacuated and found by Berg, they were trained to become Night Runners, to work together and steal for him as his influence grows among the Survivors....